I’d love to think that my memoir, Too Much of Not Enough, is being sought after for a top award. That’s what the email I received hinted at.

But since their invitation included multiple typos, it was hard to buy their message–

The team are excited to have you as one of our best authors!
Let me share to you our latest awards and finalist nominations. We look forward to work with you and have one of your books be our next globally awarded books.

How many errors did you spot in these three sentences?

In addition to receiving these fake emails, a woman calling herself Sunshine has left me two messages urging me to call her back to find out more about said opportunity.

Even though I’m not terribly busy, I’m passing.